Woke up, it's 2021
I wanna get texts, but I never wanna text back
Fuck man, I'm 2020 done
Another paycheck and I blew it, but I'm still sad

We talk all of the time
But it still feels like I'm just a voice on the line, so

If you wanna come over, watch Friends and then get high
Use my phone as a coaster, we'll travel back in time
Lights on the ceiling, we're more than a feeling
If you wanna come over, act like it's 1999

Hey, it's Rob, um, just calling
I had a dream that we were in your mom's car, making out
Both of our phones died, but, yeah
Kinda funny that

We talk all of the time and I love it
So what are you doing tonight?

If you wanna come over, watch Friends and then get high
Use my phone as a coaster, we'll travel back in time
Lights on the ceiling, we're more than a feeling
If you wanna come over, act like it's 1999

Do you mind if I'm nostalgic? Let's go back before 2000
Before our love was so distracted
I wish that Y2K had happened, we would stay forever classic
You and I would both be trapped in, in 1999

We talk all of the time and I love it
So what are you doing tonight?

If you wanna come over, watch Friends and then get high
Use my phone as a coaster, we'll travel back in time
Lights on the ceiling, we're more than a feeling
If you wanna come over, act like it's 1999
If you wanna come over, act like it's 1999 (One, two, three)

(Like it's 1999)
(Woke up, had a dream about you)
(We were parked in a Pontiac, making out, no internet)
(Ten things I hate about you, honestly nothing)