While landfills overflow
Around the globe
You sit up there in your
Red judge robe
This charade has got to end
Mr. White Christmas, this is what I
Recommend

Santa stay home
Santa stay home
This is not a test
Not a test
Santa stay home
Santa stay home
Get to know yourself
Know yourself

I can't have you coming in my house, no
I don't know what you're all about
Jolly pusher pushing more, oh, oh
It's like the news don't reach the North Pole
Year after year
Nice