Whaaaaaat

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You see I was gettin older man
So I decided to do somethin a little smart
So I put some dough aside and I bought myself a yard
It was a little two up two down man, this was quite a nice little pad
I scrimped and saved and pulled through with a little help off me dad

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So I was just settlin in as you do man
Little party then there was a bang at the door
It was the fuck'in neighbour, he was goin "turn down your tunes or you'll end up on the floor"
I said "arrgh this is well unexpected man, I ain't lookin' for no fight. I'll tell you what, any other time muck-o, but not tonight!"

I said not tonight!
(Just do one or be gone)
I said not tonight!
(Just do one or be gone)
I said not tonight!
I said not tonight!

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So he's standin in my porch man in his briefs
Scratchin his sack
I said I bet I find to... your missus has to lay you on your back!
And I could tell I wouldn't like this geezer from the minute that we met
Cause he was in his garden talkin to plants like they was pets
And he was one of them man, I could tell ya this geezer he ad fuckin issues
I guarantee you his love life was all endin up in tissues!
And he was one of them man, spick and span
House was all far too neat
And then I sin him pickin litter on a sunday off the street
I said what the fuck?!

I said what the fuck
(Just do one, or be gone)
I said what the fuck
I said what the fuck is goin' on with you man?!
I said what the fuck?!
(Just do one or be gone)

Listen, I told him, you could just shoo!

Cause we could well meet one day mate, maybe in a pub
I'll say finish your beer off man, and you can donate that grub
Cause remember that time wen you was in my porch askin for a fight?!
Well guess what mate, it's your lucky night!

It's your lucky night!
(Just do one or be gone)
Its your lucky night
Its your lucky night
(Just do one, or be gone)
It's your lucky night!

Things have changed and I've moved on
Stories told so now I'm done
Yeah, things have changed and I've moved on
Stories told so now I'm done, yeah!