The girls did coke tonight
Jackie and Steve are in a fight
And I'm cutting tombstones with a knife
Yeah, yeah, yeah

The girls had lots of fun
Off the omnivore's dilemma
Before the eyes of Washington
Yeah, yeah, yeah

The girls can't fall asleep
Turtles are mating on TV
And I'm outside smoking reds with Steve
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Steve's all right
Steve's all right

The girls did coke tonight
Jackie and Steve are in a fight
And I'm cutting tombstones with a knife
Yeah, yeah, yeah