I was lost
Lost on the bypass road
Could be worse
I could be turned to toad

Won't you take me back to my hometown
Take me back before I break down

I say you please return me
Will you ever return me
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine
I wonder what can I do?

I was found riding a unicorn
Could be worse
I could be backwards born

Won't you take me back to my hometown
Take me back before I break down

I say you please return me
Will you ever return me
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine
I wonder what can I do?

Come down and then leave me alone
Come down and then leave me alone
Come down and then leave me alone
Come down and then leave me alone

I say you please return me
Will you ever return me
Will you ever return me
Just like Frankie Fontaine
I wonder what can I do?