It's me Ash Ketchum coming one more time
Pika shot me in the nuts once but now it's fine
We worked it all out and now there's no more anxiety
He took up the guitar and now he's back in society
I'm very proud of Pika he's so talented
Still the best Poké fighter and now he shreds
Yo, it's me Brock, bro! You know I'm gaining fame
How about a practice fight to get you back in the training game?
Onix, I choose you! Come out and bring the Earthquake
And give this little yellow rodent all his ass can take
It is time, Pikachu, you have come so far
I choose you, now fight! Wait, why'd you bring your guitar? That's weird

Pika!
No, Pika
Pika, Pika!
Stop playing, please
Pika, Pika!
I- I need you to fight
Woah! Oh my God

Pikachu has fainted! Well, that didn't go as planned
Hey maybe next time take the fucking guitar outta your hands
Do you think you can do that for me? (Pikachu!)
I don't speak electric mouse, I can't understand you
Anyway, we're at the tournament and stakes are high
The Pokémon are vicious here, and someone's going to die
Our opponent is fierce, he sent a Tyranitar
Now beat his ass Pika, you're a superstar! (Pika!)

Stop!
Again with this?!
That is tasty, I have to admit
Pika!
Tyranitar!

Pikachu has fainted! Yeah no shit
This is our last chance to win or I'm going to quit
You gotta pull it together, you know what I mean?
And fight the newest Pokémon that's here on the scene
Apparently his name is Saxuffalo
He's a buffalo that plays saxapho... oh no

I can't believe this is really happening
Oh my God
This is so stupid!
Sounds really good, guys
Thank you
This is a fucking mockery
Whatever, Digimon rules
Have fun
Eat dicks

Fuck