Call in on time
Sickness or shine
These nylon suits
Have come un-twined
Agnostic kids
Protestant souls
Watch what they drink
And work when they're told

On weekends in offices
Won't miss no
Won't miss no
Won't miss
Won't miss no shifts

On weekends, don't make no sense
Don't make no
Don't make no
Don't make
Don't make no sense

Soft southern bands
Turn grey and old
Everything shines
Everything's gold
The junior clerks
Turn in their chips
Wet-seasoners [?] drink
Aperol spritz

On ski lifts
In San Moritz
Won't take no
Won't take no
Won't take
Won't take the risks

On weekends, don't make no sense
Don't make no
Don't make no
Don't make
Don't make no sense

Country and town
Loosen your tie and lie down

On beaches
Expensive rest
Don't take no
Don't take no
Don't take
Don't take no cheques

On weekends, don't make no sense
Don't make no
Don't make no
Don't make
Don't make no sense