Old Johnny was a man
A bad bad man, yeah
A badder he was
Than ol' man Sam

Ah, we're all having fun, Jah
A smoking ga-ganja
We can't find the blonde, Jah
So we may have to run, Jah
We may have to run, Jah

I saw the peter tosh
And he was sloshed
I saw the peter tosh
And he was sloshed
He was sloshed he was so much off his face

Jabba was big and fat
But don't tell him that
He ate the cat, he ate the rat
And then he ate, then he ate, then he ate the cricket bat

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Now it's time for us to go
So don't be slow
It's time for us to go
So don't be slow, don't be slow, don't you be slow

Go!