You could get arrested for getting your kit off in the street
How many times have I told you, it's not polite to meet and greet?
We'll get you home and wash you up in a bath of cold coffee
I only do this 'cause I love you and you can make things easier

Didn't you hear me when I said not to do this anymore?
I've had enough it's got to stop or I will leave you then we'll see
If you could handle things yourself without me here to scrape you up
This is the last time I'll warn you, don't make me leave you all alone

It doesn't matter anyway, it doesn't matter anyway
It doesn't matter anyway, it doesn't matter anyway
It doesn't matter anyway, it doesn't matter anyway