Whoa, Ian's sad
He lost his friend
Who is now a Mexican, oh yeah
He's eating ice cream
Whoa, what the hell is that!?
I'm thinking it's a blow-up doll

Now Look at Anthony
He's got a taco in his hat
WTF
That guy thinks he's fat
And by fat I mean the P-H-A-T version of that
Whoa, it's that creepy guy again
That lollipop looks tasty.