Where does an animal sleep when the ground is wet?
Cows in the ballroom, chickens in the farmer's corvette

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed

How does an animal see once the sun has set?
Bandits in the capital, limited civilian unrest

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed

What kind of animal needs to smoke a cigarette?
Grass in the pasture is sharper than a bayonet

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed

"Happiness won't leave me alone!" Sings the bird in his nest
"Get a load of this fucking view, it's the best in the west!"

Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Sometimes a pony
Gets depressed