Hi, my name is Siri
I am a humanized artificial intelligence
Tonight I will be taking over as your DJ
Let's take it back to 2014, where sit-downs and PLURR were still a thing

All we need is a cheesy sing-a-long gimmick and a super generic predictable half-time drop that every DJ wants to play
Are you fucking ready?
Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch

I know that all you human party mother fuckers want to hear a second and easy anticipated drop
Are you fucking ready?
Roses are red, violets are blue
EDM sucks, and so do you, bitch

EDM sucks
And so do you, bitch