Yo! LA 2 Alaska, New York to Japan
I am the man!

(Wataman!) He's da boss dude either way you're damn screwed flashes gotta make him shine again
(Wataman!) Mista look good - better than my junk food dashing make me feel like choco loco

I feel so right, feel so wrong
He's like honey on my tongue
Damn what a man!
Wataman, Wataman
Wataman, Wataman
Wataman, Wataman
What a damned trip
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and take a sip

(Wataman!) Ain't no poser, ain't no paper gangster
Don't stop, lick me like a lollipop
(Wataman!) Make me stronger, walking on the water
Chop chop kinda like it like it

I feel so right, feel so wrong
He's like honey on my tongue
Wataman, Wataman
Wataman, Wataman
Wataman, Wataman
What a damned trip
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and take a sip

Yo wot da fuk you're sniffing in a plastic bag
The boosta stincka glue to be the supa street fighter
Wanna kill the leader of the west side gang
I'm an eastside man (That's what I am!)
But every east side gang is the westside bands
Of another band mo' to the east from them
(So what the fuck am I?!)
East Side, West Side, North Side, South Side
Oi oi oi oi

I understand your frustration
but it depends on the bozos out there and the clowns Downtown
How the fuck they like to set the pan'
And where the heck they buy their Pepsi can
We gotta be a gang
Well I'm the real mother fucker from the east side gang
We gotta be a gang
Well I'm the real mother fucker from the west side gang

Real mother fucker from the west side gang
Real mother fucker from the east side gang
Real mother fucker from the north side gang
Real mother fucker from the south side
Real mother fucker from the west side gang
Real mother fucker from the east side gang
Real mother fucker from the north side
Real mother fucker from the south side

Oi! Ah qué hombre!
Wataman, Wataman
Wataman, Wataman
Wataman, Wataman
What a damned trip
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and get it, come and get it
Come and take a sip
Wataman!