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Thanks For Your Hospitality Lyrics - Artist : Seth Sentry
[Seth Sentry:]
And you don't know how I feel To dream a dream of a lifetime And it becomes real Uh, it becomes real, yeah Ayy Ten years doing somethin' I hate What a waste, what a fuckin' mistake Too long I've been stuck in this place, rusting away for what? Believe it or not, I'm leaving my job this evening No reasoning could leave me to budge Soon as I clean this coffee machine then I mean it, I'm off I'll be meeting the boss, pullin' up a seat in his office And confessing there's something that we need to discuss I'll be like "no amount of money's even enough I can't be a waiter no more man, it's eating me up And I apologise dearly if it's seemin' abrupt You're getting dumped and bein' on the receivin' end sucks Look, I'd love to give you two weeks to a month But two minutes more of this and I'll completely erupt So I'll just leave now, cheers my hospitality sucks And by the way, I always thought you were an arrogant cunt" And then, and then I'm gonna like Walk outta there like and just start Start high fiving everybody In like slow-motion man It's gonna be so fuckin' sweet Oh mate The things I'm gonna do once I quit this fucking job Man, man Hey man, I can't take it anymore (why?) I'm sick of spendin' forty hours workin' in a restaurant but I'm forever poor I'm sick of readin' bad spelling on the specials board And people tellin' me their screw top red was corked I'm sick of bartenders flarin' every drink they make Dinner plates so hot I need my fuckin' skin replaced I'm sick of when they say "savings more like spendings, ayy" When they pay then they try to split the bill a million ways I'm sick of getting sprayed and drenched when I change a keg I'm sick of management behavin' like they're David Brent I'm sick of David Gray gettin' played daily At every single cafe I've ever waitered at baby, ye yo Shitty staff meals, large bills, no tips Bar's always busiest the minute that it's last drinks Dinner rush, customers complaining like I give a fuck Decaf skinny weak mocha lattes in a mug What? I mean I really thought I was, I was gonna do something man I thought I was gonna be something When I was a kid, I was like asked what I'm gonna be And I said an architect An now, now I'm just doing this shit And it's not what an architect does, that's, that's for fuckin' sure Ayy I never thought I'd be doing something this boring This pointless and unimportant, it's not how I was brought up It's like I just got caught up in all this, honest to God It's the oddest thing when a job can just transform from supportin' And fundin' your life to becomin' your life And all of a sudden it's like awesome I'm twenty-five and I'm poor as Uh, it's b-b-bulldust I'm tired of taking orders It's the sort of stuff you do as a Uni student for four years It's been ten or more, just the thought of it makes me nauseous It's awful I'm so exhausted, I surely am lookin' forward to Squashin' my uniform in a ball and toss it all in a bottle bin As I'm walking out tall into unemployment Like so long, so long To the job and all the customers too That's right, don't you think that I forgot about you All the stories I could tell of things I've done to your food Ha! Hey Terry, can I borrow your docket pad? Dear morons I have done what you could not. Not saying I'm better than you but obviously I am as I have quit I am the one who took a booking for thirty-five people and put it on the wrong day... on purpose I am the one who put Parmesan in the chef's apron pockets So when they washed their clothes everything smelled like Parmesan I dislike most of you; and those of you I do like I don't like enough to ever want to see you again You may consider us friends, but your surname in my phone Will always be saved as the name of this restaurant Thanks for your hospitality Disrespectfully yours, Seth PS: Get fucked, everyone [Seth Sentry |
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