Shoeshine boy gave me a nickel
With a smile on his face
Schoolkids would slip me some gin
If I would let them in
They were shakin' all over

Run into a friend
With a lonely lady on his arm
Woke up in a garage
I was holding my own
I was aching all over
From rolling on the stones
Aching all over
Rolling on the hard stones

Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a big boy
Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a real big boy
Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a big boy
Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a real big boy

Kissing cousins just isn't my style
Like some knight in shining armour
Touring with the side show, that was my blow
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Till the ranger man
With the danger plan
Took me aside, then he took me apart
I was a young man with love in my heart
Oh, how he made me pay
It was the hard way

Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a big boy
Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a real big boy
Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a big boy
Oh, what a night you can have
When you're a real big boy

What a night
You can have...