[Intro:]
(David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik)

[Scotty Sire:]
David Dobrik on the walls
David Dobrik on the couch
This is David Dobrik's haunted house
And if you’re scared then you'd better get out
Flamethrower courtesy of Elon Musk
I'm not scared ’cause I give out trust
He's a menace, the meanest, he comes off decent
His horrible pranks, so ingenious
You'll never get to pick if it's trick or treat
He'll give you ghost peppers instead of candy
But, he gives great hugs at his meet and greet
He's so cute, I could watch him eat
Duct taped to a wall, tennis ball to the balls
Tattoo 'David's Vlog’ that’ll never come off
It's a spooky situation every single day when you’re dealing with Dave
But hey, he might surprise you with a car
Or he might surprise you with tarantulas
When you reach into his bag of tricks
You never know what you're gonna get
So you turned a corner and it's David
With his camera out, he says "boo!"
Hey Dave, how you doin', it’s good to see you too

[Heath Hussar