[Thomas:] Okay, you know what? Let's review
[Patton:] Review?
[Roman:] Let's do
[Thomas:] Thank you!
[Patton:] I hope we rhyme like this the whole way through
[Roman:] I hope so too
[Thomas:] Yoo hoo! So let's start with the fact that the wedding was a total bust
[Patton:] It was?
[Thomas:] It was
[Roman:] It's just that going didn't pay off quite like we discussed
[Patton:] Discussed? You mustn't think that going to a wedding to support your friends would have any sort of ehhhh self-serving ends?
[Thomas:] I don't but how about more than just, "Hello"?
[Roman:] Yeah, something's iffy
[Thomas:] Glad you're with me that the state of things is icky
[Roman:] Is there something here we're missing?
[Thomas:] Maybe
[Patton:] No! I mean... you know that we have gone through all of this before
[Thomas:] Before?
[Patton:] We four had helped you make the proper choice of wedding over your
[Thomas:] Spare me the rest. Yes! The callback for a film that could have been my break
[Patton:] Yeah, you could say...
[Roman:] And no one wanted you to go more than that slimy snake...
[Thomas:] Who pushed to do the egocentric thing: auditioning
[Roman:] Yeah, that's Deceit!
[Patton:] A part of you so hard to chew it left me lost at sea
[Roman:] If our goals aligned with his, what would that say?
[Thomas:] I felt forsaken. You were sayin' that we both have lost our way
[Patton:] But in your face I saw this pain... and so I...
[Thomas:] I made this choice and now I have a restless head; in my bed, I'll just feel this way
[Patton:] What way?
[Thomas:] The way a groom might feel if he just watched as his bride ran away
[Patton:] ...But you're gay
[Thomas:] I'm saying if I made the right choice, why don't I feel right?
[Patton:] You may not tonight, but in time, you... might?
[Thomas:] I don't know, I think this feeling's here to stay...
[Roman:] It is a pity to admit he could have done more than just sitting at that wedding feeling sh...
[Thomas:] Quit reviewing
[Roman:] Kay