I don't wanna be your fool
I just wanna be uncool
I don't wanna be your fool
I just wanna be uncool

I followed your footsteps off the page in a magazine
I followed your footsteps into a murder scene
I been drunk on image baby, drunk on image baby
Drunk on image baby, but when I come down

I don't wanna be your fool
I just wanna be uncool
I don't wanna be your fool
I just wanna be uncool

I heard your song bleating through my radio
I hated your song and I wanted you to know
I been drunk on image baby, drunk on image baby
Drunk on image baby, but when I come down, alright!

(Flying! What're you doing here? Just leave me alone, alright?)

I just wanna be uncool
I just wanna be uncool
I just wanna be uncool
I just wanna be uncool