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Pub Hassle Lyrics - Artist : Robinson, Tom
Hello darling I like your knockers
I like the way they're hanging free Did you leave it off tonight, then? Bet you done that just for me What do you mean you ain't interested What do you mean, you're with your friend What do you girls hang around in bars for If it ain't to pick up men? Are you one of them women's libbers Are you the kind that burns your bra Wouldn't you rather we burned your knickers That's a good one: ha ha ha What do you mean it isn't original Can't you even take a little joke If you got no sense of humour How do you expect to get a bloke? You don't need one - what does that mean What are you, some kind of a les Is that your girlfriend - is she jealous? Well never you mind about what she says Why don't you invite me over So I can watch you kiss your friend If she's the man and you're the woman How come you both dress like men? I bet you are fed up explaining I'm not surprised if she's all you got Wouldn't you rather try the real thing Big and throbbing, red and hot Alright alright don't get offended I'm only trying to be your friend I don't think you're liberated I just think you're scared of men What the fuck do you think you're doing You've torn my shirt and spilled my drink This place has got a reputation What will all the customers think? Here John, show this bitch the door now She can't leave a feller alone This Channel Four crap has gone too far now There's nowhere left a man can call his own |
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