It's hard to hold on to a friend
'Cause people change
And others stay the same
And you can never tell when
A trusted peer
Will become weird

I haven't really talked to John
Since he started wearing socks
With his Birkenstocks
I made memories with Stefan
But I said enough of that
When he said the earth was flat

But you would never do that

'Cause you're my friend
'Til the end
You're the tic to my tac-toe
Unless you go
Full Juggalo

I still miss Theodore
But he betrayed me
When he went gluten-free
I got along with Eleanor
But I walked away
When she joined Mary Kay

But you'd never do me that way

'Cause you're my friend
'Til the end
You're the tae to my kwan-do
Unless you croak
As we sing this note

You're my friend
'Til the end