All I want for Christmas is tequila in my stocking
Get them sleigh bells rocking
Grandma pop and locking
Bubba brought a new girl that nobody even knows
I think she shrunk her clothes
But that's just how it goes

Mrs. Claus is drinking white claws on the roof
Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof, shoot

I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
I've been naughty, I've been nice
Made my list and checked it twice
I got you so I got everything I want

I'm getting jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?

I'll admit that I'm a little mistletoe tipsy
Feeling all frisky
So baby come and kiss me
Maybe after presents we can go and hit a backroad
Say we're headed to the MAPCO
'Cause we're out of tobacco

Momma won't believe a word I say
She'll just roll her eyes and say, "Sure, okay"

I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
I've been naughty, I've been nice
Made my list and checked it twice
I got you so I got everything I want

I'm getting jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?

Mrs Claus is drinking white claws on the roof
Uncle Santa polished off the hundred proof (and poof)

We're getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
I don't give a jingle bell— who is it? Listen
I've been naughty, I've been nice
Made my list and checked it twice
I got you so I got everything I want

I'm getting jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?
Jingle bell drunk (drunk) this Christmas
Jingle bell drunk (drunk) who is it?

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Drinkin' all the way