You're having a midlife crisis
Trying to get where I've been
Well if you want 'em that bad Ms. V
You can have 'em
So when you see me coming
You better back down
'Cause I've been waiting to smack you around

Oh, I don't hold my breath
And I don't hold my tongue
And I know that you know
That I don't back down
To no one
To no one
Oh, I don't hold my breath
And I don't hold my tongue
And I know that you know
That I don't back down
To no one
To no one

Oh, you should've stayed home
You should've known better
Yet I melt in your mouth
Like liquid sugar
You thought you were gonna
Throw it back in my face
But tell me how do my leftovers taste

With all your plastic surgery
You still think that you're twenty
Well honey you'll never look
As half as good as me
It would take a lot more money
You can't keep your legs closed
You're cheap and disturbing
And you wonder why you're still single
And past thirty

Oh, I don't hold my breath
And I don't hold my tongue
And I know that you know
That I don't back down
To no one
To no one
Oh, I don't hold my breath
And I don't hold my tongue
And I know that you know
That I don't back down
To no one
To no one

Oh, you should've stayed home
You should've known better
Yet I melt in your mouth
Like liquid sugar
You thought you were gonna
Throw it back in my face
But tell me how do my leftovers taste

(Tell my how do my leftovers taste)
(Tell my how do my leftovers taste)

How do my leftovers taste
Tell me did you lick my plate
Ooh, how do my leftovers taste

Oh, I don't hold my breath
And I don't hold my tongue
And I know that you know
That I don't back down
To no one
To no one
Oh, I don't hold my breath
And I don't hold my tongue
And I know that you know
That I don't back down
To no one
To no one

(No one)

Oh, you should've stayed home
You should've known better
Yet I melt in your mouth
Like liquid sugar
You thought you were gonna
Throw it back in my face
But tell me how do my leftovers taste

(How do my leftovers taste)

Oh, you should've stayed home
You should've known better
Yet I melt in your mouth
Like liquid sugar

(Tell my how do my leftovers taste)
(Tell my how do my leftovers taste)
(Tell my how do my leftovers taste)