There was a guy
An underwater guy who controlled the sea
Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
From New York and New Jersey

This monkey's gone to Heaven [x4]

The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole
Now there's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold
And if the ground's not cold
Everything is gonna burn
We'll all take turns
I'll get mine, too

This monkey's gone to Heaven [x4]

Rock me Joe!

If man is 5 [x3]

Then the devil is 6 [x5]

Then God is 7 [x3]

This monkey's gone to Heaven [x9]