I'm in a bar full of bikers and a handful of junkies
It's a 50-50 chance that they're planning to jump me
Anybody drinking here is lucky just to leave here alive
Oh! Well, my favorite little waitress has a hold on my eye
But there's a shotgun loaded hidden under the bar
Her finger's on the trigger if anybody gets outta line

There's other places that are better to go
But I'm addicted to the red light show
Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

She's gonna be, my, midnight queen
(Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!)
She's gonna lick, my, pistol clean
(She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go)
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

Well, she walks like a model and she talks like a trucker
Doesn't want a lollipop, but she sure loves a sucker
They're closing in around her, I'm cutting to the front of the line
Oh! She's got a bottle of Tequila and a lime for her lips
Lay that body on the bar and put that salt on her hips
I was lying when I told her that I'm only gonna lick her tonight!

There's other places that are better to go
But I'm addicted to the red light show
Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

She's gonna be, my, midnight queen
(Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!)
She's gonna lick, my, pistol clean
(She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go)
She's gonna be, my, sex machine
(And I can never get her under control)
She's gonna climb all over me
(I'm like a pony in my own rodeo)
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

And I can't get enough of the things that she does

She's gonna be, my, midnight queen
(Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go!)
She's gonna lick, my, pistol clean
(She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go)
She's gonna be, my, sex machine
(And I can never get her under control)
She's gonna climb all over me
(I'm like a pony in my own rodeo)
And I can't get enough of the things that she does