How do you do, baby?
Half ass monkey boy
I'm a half ass monkey boy

Scratching and itching till night turns into day
It's a surefire method to waste your life away
But me, I'm obliged to give you my disease
I'm abracadabra, I do what I please, that's right

Stone cold mama
She's a bird from a feather

I told you once or twice
I focus all my energy, understanding you
Such a pretty little prancer in a burgundy blue
Witch hazel eyeballs taking care of love
Remember the key mama, understand my words

Stone cold mama
She's a bird from a feather
Stone cold mama, yeah

That's right, half ass monkey boy
That's right, half ass monkey boy
That's right, half ass monkey boy
Half ass monkey boy

If you want a plate of my beef swellington, baby
You're gonna have to pay the cover charge
Open wide let me suck the gate

Stone cold mama
Half ass monkey boy
Half ass monkey boy
I'm just a, I'm just a
Half ass monkey boy