(Where the heck are you?
I don't like waking up without you next to me
Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
When you see me I'm probably gonna kill you... bye!)

And I've been saving up my tears so casually
And you've been practicing your deep throat tragedy
And I keep staring at the mirror
Oh vanity
And I eat any girl that's near
No cavity

I hurt you for selfish reasons
(I don't love you too
I don't I don't love you too)
You are all I ever
Needed
Needed
Needed

No I don't love you I just love the things you say
Feed my ego
Keep telling me all the ways that you think I'm great
Feed my ego

And you would be so good without me happily
And nobody could ever be as sad as me
And all I need is compliments please constantly
I make people think I'm happy comedy

I use you for selfish reasons
(I don't love you too
I don't I don't love you too)
You were all I ever
Needed
Needed
Needed

No I don't love you I just love the things you say
Feed my ego
Keep telling me all the ways that you think I'm great
Feed my ego

(I'm not scared of you)
It's not a crime
If I use you
It's not a crime
To use me too
It's not a crime
To not love you
It's not a crime
To love me too

No I don't love you I just love the things you say
Feed my ego
Keep telling me all the ways that you think I'm great
Feed my ego
No I don't love you I just love the things you say
Feed my ego
I'll never love you
It's just in my DNA
Feed my ego

(You're so cool and handsome and funny and humble and beautiful and hilarious and have the best singing voice in the world, Mickey, has anyone ever told you that?)