Six nights a week I been boozin' with a bar fly
Call the eight ball in the corner pocket
Boozin' with my beehive baby
I do mean maybe
While you're jivin' to the jukebox try to stay alive
And watch another cheap western with me

While Jesse picks a banjo you can keep the liquor flowin'
Blowin' out your mind with a cheap gun sun
No matter what you say, now
Nobody can save you
Get me one more try to get me off the floor
Watch another cheap western with me

Watch another cheap western
Watch another cheap western
You a leather tooled fool
Who's never been in high school
Watch another cheap western with me

When they call in the Ku Klux Klan from the sticks
You better do a few tricks like quickly disappearing
Just like a revival
It's a matter of survival
But I've been around the world
Seen a lot of cowgirls
Watch another cheap western with me

Watch another cheap western
Watch another cheap western
You a leather tooled fool
Who's never been in high school
Watch another cheap western with me

Tryin' to be nice to the guy next to ya
Diggin' his date, she looks right through ya
Don't dance with his girlfriend
You'll be leavin' this world friend
But I've played a lotta gigs
And I've seen a lotta pigs
So watch another cheap western with me

Watch another cheap western
Watch another cheap western
You a leather tooled fool
Who's never been in high school
Watch another cheap western with me

Watch another cheap western
Watch another cheap western
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Watch another cheap western with me

My baby loves the western movies
My baby loves the western movies
Wam! Bam! Shoot 'em up, man!
My baby loves the western movies
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