Grab you stuff and let's go
It's Saturday night
Time to bowl
Put the pins in a row
I'll bowl a strike
Before I get old
Two a.m. down at the alley
Three beers in my tummy
Four old ladies named Sally
Five dollars says I'll
Ba-ba-ba-bang one

Shine, shine, shine
Up your balls
Shine your bowling balls
Shine, shine, shine
Up your balls
Shine up your dirty balls

Playing pin ball won a free game
Celebrated with a beer
Winked at old Sally next to me
Patted her on the rear
Two a.m. down at the alley
Three beers in my tummy
French kissing an old lady named Sally
Five dollars says I'll
Ba-ba-ba-bang her

Shine, shine, shine
Up your balls
Shine your bowling balls
Shine, shine, shine
Up your balls
Shine up your dirty balls