Woke up this morning, found you were gone
Sitt'n here wondering where you are
Looked in the closet and under the stove
Checked the garage and trunk of the car

And I know, any day now
You'll be back
You'll jump from hiding
And then you'll attack
You'll laugh and you'll
Scare the heck out of me
Oh, how you love
Life's little surprises
Oh, how you love to make me go
"Wheeeeeeee!"

Woke up this morning, found you were gone
Sitt'n here wondering where you are
Checked under the bed as quite as a mouse
Checked all over this whole friggin' house

And I know, any day now
You'll be back
You'll jump from hiding
And then you'll attack
You'll laugh and you'll
Scare the heck out of me
Oh, how you love
Life's little surprises
Oh, how you love to make me go
"Wheeeeeee!"