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All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes Lyrics - Artist : Mattel, Trixie
I don't want a date for Christmas
I don't need a mouth to feed I don't want to buy you dinner Or to take you home with me I just want them on my phone Take some pics when you're alone Send some video too All I want for Christmas is nudes I don't want a lot for Christmas, just a couple shots I need I don't want 'em dark or blurry taken on your iPhone 3 You don't need to know my number, send 'em to my burner phone You can even send on Grindr, just as long as you stay home Cause I don't want you here tonight Keep your distance, I'm alright But, send me one or two All I want for Christmas is nudes I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, I won't even ask for blow I just want an unlocked album, wrap it in a big red bow Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa too Gonna get me naughty listed, with a hole-y pic from you Sexy selfies in ring light Cropped and filtered, that's alright Maybe some Facetune All I want for Christmas is nudes (Ba-da-bah!) Oh, I know you're only an Uber ride away (Ba-da-bah!) And oh, you could come over, but I wish you would stay Oh, the snow is blowing, it's too cold for mistle-hoe-ing Baby, don't regift, take a JPEG or a TIFF And if you don't, you can sashay away-ay-ay-ay I don't need you up my chimney, you can stay in Bethlehem I just wanna hear your sleigh bells sliding into my DMs Maybe with enough egg nog After New Years, we can talk But until we do A, ll I want for Christmas is nudes |
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