I'm prob'ly goin' to hell when all o' this ends
I did too many bad things an' I forgot to repent
God'll prolly never let me into heaven
At least in hell I can party with, like, all o' my friends

I never gave a holy shit
Was just another lonely kid
I never prayed or read a Bible
That would show me how to live

I did my life my way
Did it myself
Now I'm racin' down a highway
Headed into hell

I hope it's crackin' when I pull up, I'll be litty
Ay, yo! I'm goin' t'hell, who's comin' wit me?

I like Moses 'n' Jesus
I'm close to my demons
An' most o' my homies sold their soul
And I been hopin' I'd see 'em

I'll never get into heaven, go tell the reverend I'm saved
He got good people fillin' up his church every day
I think I'm goin' to hell an' it'll prob'ly be flames
I'll go and kick the devil's door down like I own that place, yeah

If I show up in hell
Be a hella good time
Been wantin'a get high
While Paul Walker drives

When I pull up to hell
Be a hella good ride
I'll see Kurt Cobain live
What a perfect life

I was on my way to heaven
I was waitin' at the gate
Thinkin' everything is straight
Started gettin' kinda late

So I started gettin' nervous
Maybe he was on a break
Started thinkin' 'bout my life
Sweat was pourin' down my face

I was pacin' back 'n' forth
An' my heart was startin'a race
He came back an' said, "No vacancy
But Satan's got a place"

Fuck! Took the elevator to the bottom instead
Thinkin' "I'll do a buncha drugs; shit, I'm already dead"
I bet they got the best dope down there, so pure!
And think of all the dirty sluts, they're in hell, for sure

What's a little bit o' fire?
Fuck the agony and pain
High on cocaine
Poppin' mad Viagra in flames

Bunch of total psychos ridin' motorcycles
It'd be fuckin' lit
Devil tried to kick me out
I'll tell that fucker, "Suck a dick"

I'll get away with murder
How much trouble could there be?
Bitch, I'm already in hell
I'm going on a killing spree!

If I show up in hell
Be a hella good time
Been wantin'a get high
While Paul Walker drives

When I pull up to hell
Be a hella good ride
I'll see Kurt Cobain live
What a perfect life

They said, "Go to hell"
I said, "Maybe I will"
All da homies there
It'll prolly be chill

They said, "Go to hell"
I said, "Maybe I'm there"
I been hell 'n' back before

And I'm not scared

If I show up in hell
Be a hella good time
Been wantin'a get high
While Paul Walker drives

When I pull up to hell
Be a hella good ride
I'll see Kurt Cobain live
What a perfect life