I got a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet
Tehehe, that was gay

Lil bitch call me daddy, and she be my baby
I'm findin' the clit, like I'm tryna' find Gary
Searchin' for my dick, it's so tiny like Plankton
I murder this shit, all these people be hatin'
I fuck on yo' momma, and suck on her titties
Like Bikini Bottom, yeah fuck on my city
Yeah suckin' yo' dick, and your homies, they with' me
I let out a fart, now I got ass jitty

I'm in my bag, Mr. Krabs
Sandy's cheeks, I'm in that ass
I got bands, I got bands
I got bands, I got bands
Bitch I'm gay, bitch I'm gay
Bitch I'm gay, bitch I'm gay
I can't be no fuckin' straight boy
Bitch I'm gay, bitch I'm gay (Ay, ay, ay)

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
I'm feelin' like Goofy Goober, ay
POV shots, I'm a shooter, ay
Oh my God, it Gary neutered, ay
[*moaning*]
That's what it sound like, when I nut
Go to the playground, see big butts
Crash the boat, like I'm Mrs. Puff
See yo' uncle, Imma fuck
Yo' sister's pussy, smell like skunk
Nut on her face, I'm a shooter
Eatin' my meat, like Weenie Hut Juniors
Mrs. Puff and a hoe, she a cougar
At the boat lessons bitch, I'll maneuver
Bitch I'm the Barnacle Boy
Puttin' my dick up yo' ass, it's a toy
Suckin' my dick, oh my God, I enjoy
Suck on this dick, oh my God, I enjoy, ay

Bruh