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The Hammer (Skit) Lyrics - Artist : MC Chris
[Geek:] ...economics, I love economics...
[Bully:] HEY over there! Where do you think you're going? [Geek:] I'm gonna go home! [Bully:] Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first? [Geek:] School's over. I wanna go-- [Bully:] I got some recollections I want to share with you. [Geek:] Oh, recollections on what? [Bully:] Let me think back on how many of your family members' CUNTS I've licked today! [Geek:] Oh, how offensive! [Bully:] Let's see, your SISTER... [Geek:] Oh! [Bully:] ...your MOTHER... [Geek:] Not my mother! [Bully:] ...Your GRANDMOTHER... [Geek:] My grandmother? [Bully:] I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER... [Geek:] Oh, you wouldn't! [Bully:] Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS! [Geek:] Oh, that's gross! [Bully:] HAHAHAHAHA [Geek:] HEY! How do you feel about THIS!? [Bully:] Oh my God! Aah! [Geek:] I bought this gun at lunch!! Bully Oh my God! [Geek:] And now I am pointing it right at your face!! I'm tired of the way you've been treating me!! And I'm not gonna take it anymore!! [Bully:] Please! Please! I...I...looking at your gun, I...I'm rethinking all of my bullyism...and I...uh...I just think if I were to get a second chance... [Geek:] You can't get a second chance!! You are way too mean, and therefore, you deserve to get capped!! I am pulling back the...thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!! [Bully:] The hammer? [Geek:] NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!! [Bully:] OH MY GOD! YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET'S FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH! OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD! [Geek:] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!? [Bully:] AAH! OW! I'm dying...dying. [Geek:] Wait a minute, what have I done? [cries] I'm sorry...who will I talk to now? What have I done...what have I done? |
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