Now this is about a guy you might remember from high school

[Lynch:] Harmonica.
[Teich:] [imitates harmonica]

[Lynch:] More harmonica.
[Teich:] [imitates harmonica]

[Lynch:] [after a pause] Bassoon.
[Teich:] And you're a cocksucker.
[Lynch:] Thank you.

[Lynch:] I got my 12-sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement, bringin' Funyuns and Mountain Dew.
[Teich:] I got a big broadsword made outta cardboard, and the stereo's a-pumpin' Zeppelin
[Lynch:] [in falsetto] Whole lotta love
[Teich:] It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light,
[Both:] Let the Dungeons and the Dragons begin IT'S D