[Ludacris:]
Hi, my name's Ludacris and I'm high as giraffes (yeah)
And I'm close to the edge so your parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids acting a fool from the traps to the birbs
My filthy mouf it wont fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy (aahhh) and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader
Its the chicken