Football commenter: ...penalty so far
Man 1: (sigh)
Man 2: Who's the pressure on, though?
Man 1: Oh, come on, mate
Woman: Is he good?
Man 2: Come on, yeah man, he's alright
Man 1: Fuck
Man 2: Please, please, please, please
Woman: What happens if he misses, though?
Man 1: It just goes to sudden death, it's alright
(Suspenseful pause)
(Euphoric cheers all around)