With her left hand she'll caress you while her right hand straightens your tie
Then she picks up the telephone and calls another guy
You take her here and take her there, you'll find before you're through
While you think you've been takin' her, she's been takin' you

She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you
Yeah, she's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you
Now she's right handed, left handed, and underhanded too

Ev'ry time you take her dancin', and her arms are holdin' you tight
Across your shoulder she's makin' eyes at ev'ry man in sight
When she says goodnight, she tells you you're the one she's crazy about
But you can bet that someone else walks in when you walk out

She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you
Oh, she's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you
Now she's right handed, left handed, and underhanded too

With her left hand she'll embrace you while her right hand lowers the light
She starts to work you for a day tomorrow night
She puts her arms around you, there's a love light in her eyes
A light that shines for you and me, and fifteen other guys

She's a three handed woman, oh, and she ain't no good for you
Oh, she's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you
Now she's right handed, left handed, and underhanded too