Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got the craziest yen
To get you in a Chinese den
Where I can whisper love words full of spice
After we get full of tea and rice

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
That we'll be pretty clever if we ever get together
With chop suey, chow mein, rice and tea
Shoes and rice and you and me
Chop suey, chow mein, young one, Tu Fu, and you

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
I'm gonna let you hold me tight
Remember what the great Confucius say
Girl and boy who woo have wedding day

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
That we'll be pretty clever if we ever get together
With chop suey, chow mein, rice and tea
Shoes and rice and you and me
Chop suey, chow mein, young one, Tu Fu, and you

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got the craziest yen
To get you in a Chinese den
Where I can whisper love words full of rice
After we get full of tea and rice

Chop suey, chow mein, Tu Fu, and you
I've got a feeling tonight
That we'd be pretty clever if we ever get together with
Chop suey, chow mein, rice and tea
Ah, we can even have subgum scallopini
Shoes and rice and you and me
And baby, how about a little egg foo cacciatore
Chop suey, chow mein, young one, Tu Fu, and you