You know that I love you. And you know that love is true.
There's something I feel so deeply about getting drive-thru.
We order and shunt along the best traffic jam around.
For soon we'll be at the port-hole where the burgers can be found.

To the valley of the golden nugget where the rivers run so sweet,
It's either heart attack or love my dear, for my heart just skipped a beat.

We're driving thru the drive thru for that's what it's built to do,
A minute past we were hungry, now we've rations for the crew,
A belly full o' treasure from the paper chest we want,
I was happy in this car before and now it's a restaurant!

To the valley of the golden nugget where the rivers run so sweet,
It's either heart attack or love my dear, for my heart just skipped a beat.

We'll take this meal to a quiet place where lovers often meet.
It's safest not to drive all greasy, "please don't get sauce on the seat".
As this dream is ending, I find more fries up for grabs
For the kids can't claim the captains tax, from the bottom of the bag.

To the valley of the golden nugget where the rivers run so sweet,
It's either heart attack or love my dear, for my heart just skipped a beat.

To the valley of the golden nugget where the rivers run so sweet,
It's either heart attack or love my dear, for my heart just skipped a beat.

We've ruined dinner yet made our day as we eat and drink and sing.
We'll remember these small times as just the greatest thing.