Hey, little sweetie, don't you know it's a pass
Your family's gonna be so proud you're top of the class
Oh, you got your degree, so home you return
To show your friends and lovers, all the things that you've learned

You've been a naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty naughty little girl
In this dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty little world

Hey, little sweetie, did you dabble with drugs?
Did you indulge in one night stands, convinced it was love?
And when the bottles of red, went straight to your head
You'd wake up thinking, "who the hell's this man in my bed?"

I can't stand to see you here looking so confused
You're emotionally deluded
And your prides being bruised
Your boyfriend, brother, Mum and Dad
Applaud you from the stage
They'll never know you went for more than just to graduate

Hey, little sweetie, don't you know it's a pass
Hey, little sweetie, did you dabble in drugs?