[Percy:]
Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled
Instead of making monsters that get us all killed!

[Annabeth:]
Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place
All he did was diss her with disgrace

[Grover:]
Guys, calm it down
With all life's stresses
It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes
Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses!

Ask me!

[Percy