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Rapping The Lies People Tell On Social Media Lyrics - Artist : Lethal, Mac
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I'm laughing out loud That's amazing Rise and grind! No days off My ass is real, I got my loans paid off This how I look without makeup Every single day at 4:30 AM I wake up I'm so angry at all the injustice, I donated cash by the hundreds What's this? Oh, it's my new Ferrari, it's not rented My boobs are naturally perky, they ain't augmented The only reason I'm naked in half of my photos is to empower women, I don't own poses For feminism you can D.M me And get 15% off this Detox tea I used to date Katy Perry until she blocked me I hate love, I don't want somebody, not me I've never taken steroids, not a day in my life I hate fags, I could never be gay, here's my wife I'm not scared of black people, I don't see color I've never said the n-word, cuz you my brother Oh! I love that song, it's on my playlist I hate that restaurant though, the manager was racist Let's boycott them and force them to close I heard both sides of the story, I suppose I objectively listen, I guess I'm not overreacting, I'm not angry or depressed If you want a good designer, you should pay me, I'm the best If I get 50 likes, I'll be praying for you, YES! There's not a good reason I can't find a good date Wow girl, your outfit slays, you look great! I'm a foodie for a hobby, I cook steak I met that bitch on facebook, but she's a bookface I didn't sleep with her Even though on Instagram this morning she posted pictures of us and we were both wearing the EXACT same clothes we were wearing to the club last time, she was licking me on my face No man, I didn't leave with her. She's not cute enough I get in fights all the motherfucking time bro, man I'm stupid tough Fuck you and your strawman, argument I'm not short, I'm a tall man My name is Amy Schumer, I write my own jokes I'm politically savvy baby, so woke I'm so good, I could coach that professional sports team better than the damn head coach could I see a fucking liberal hippie I'mma shoot him I see a damn republican I'mma snuggle and spoon him If a cop shoots a black person, 100% of the time it was the black person's fault Dummy shoulda listened, every black man should be let out of prison Eating beef is murder! Eating meat is murder! Go vegan! Eat a tofu green cheeseburger! These corporations, they all lying to you Distract you from the truth is what they're trying to do So what's the truth? The truth is, the government is all alien reptilian lizard people with blue dicks! Kanye is a devil-worshiping muslim-nazi Illuminati! Illuminati! Illuminati! Don't vaccinate your kids, cuz Blahblahblahblah pharmaceutical biz I guess I need to put this at the end The worst lie people tell: I'm your friend |
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