Hey, Steve, man, you-you've changed, man
Me? I changed?
I don't know, you're just, you're just different
Like, you're not the same Steve that I knew
I'm not gonna be the same Steve that you knew, that was
Five years ago
Why would I still do the same shit, bro?
Shut the fuck up

I change, you change (Change)
Why would one stay the same?
That's no fun
You're strange, so strange
If you choose to remain the same

When I say "change", I mean "evolve"
All my old friends, they just dissolve
Because they stayed on the same old shit
Just hung out off-campus smoking this
You see, me, I'm not that type of guy
But I used to before I found my high
But they can't grasp, they don't know why
I'm not the same Steve they used to like

I change, you change (Change)
Why would one stay the same?
That's no fun
You're strange, so strange
If you choose to remain the same

And you talk white now
What does that mean?
I don't even know who you are anymore, bro, like
What?
Uh, I don't know, you're weird, bro, you're weird
I'm weird?
You know, remember like, remember swimming?
Remember in eighth grade, you know what I'm saying?
We used to be jerkin', bro?
Yeah, I remember that
Like what happened to that Steve? I want him back
Oh my God

I change, you change (Change)
Why would one stay the same?
That's no fun
You're strange, so strange
If you choose to remain the same