Well I made some mistakes but none like the spring break down Daytona way
Hell, it was all us girls in a gone wild world where mom and daddy didn't have a say
I drank more than my share and on a double dog dare I did something I'd never done
To this day I regret that five dollar bet that needless to say I won

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Now the phone don't ever stop ringing
I swear that butterfly grew
I never wanted anything more off my back
Than him and this tattoo
Yeah, him and this tattoo

It's just like Becky Jo to get a cross on her big toe, and Suzy to say no way
And it was just like me to jump in with both feet and let Picasso keep painting away
Like a billboard sign, it sure caught the eye of that math major nerd from Brown
And I'm reminded of him and his ten second kiss every time I turn around

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Yeah it's blue and it's green and it really ain't me at all
But it was fun at the time, just like when I gave him my number and I told him to call
Now the phone don't ever stop ringing
Come on, gimme a break, dude
I never wanted anything more off my back
Than him and this tattoo
Yeah, him and this tattoo
Yeah, him and this tattoo

Oh what was I thinkin'
I hate this tattoo
Him and this tattoo