Hey old buddy how you been
Not much has changed here on my end
No, I don't think she's coming back
We better not get into that

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Let's talk about baseball
Talk a little small talk
There's gotta be a good joke that you've heard
Let's talk about NASCAR
Old Hollywood movie stars
Let's talk about anything
Anything in this world
But politics, religion, and her

Politics can start a fight
Religion's hard to know who's right
And one more topic I won't touch
Well, that one's her, it hurts too much

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Let's talk about NASCAR
Old Hollywood movie stars
Let's talk about anything
Anything in this world
But politics, religion, and her

But politics, religion, and her