Oh, it's Christmas time again
Everyone's out getting drunk I'm staying in
And no, I don't believe that reindeers fly
My Christmas spirit's running low
So I might as well get high

Oh, you know I wanted snow dear
All I got was rain
This year there's just one thing
That's gonna take away my pain

Merry Christmas Mary Jane
Merry Christmas Mary Jane

Oh, the fireside is blazing bright
So if the fire's blazing, why can't I?
All these Christmas lights would look twice as good
As we hotbox around your neighborhood

Oh, I guess I'll be sleeping in
Late on Christmas day
Cause this year there's just one thing
That's gonna take my pain away

Merry Christmas Mary Jane
Merry Christmas Mary Jane

I guess that I'll be sleeping in
Late on Christmas day
Cause this year there's just one thing
That's gonna take my pain away

Merry Christmas Mary Jane
Merry Christmas Mary Jane

Baby, come along with me
Let's light up this Christmas tree
Baby, come along with me
Merry Christmas Mary Jane

Baby, come along with me
Let's light up this Christmas tree
Baby, come along with me
Merry Christmas...
Merry Christmas...