2021 flew by like it was passing a pilot
January started violent with the Capitol riot
They broke in with no hesitance, Kamala was the first
Woman and person of color to be Vice President
February was very heavy, we wasn't ready
Found out Gorilla Glue holds hair and holds it very steady
I'm just playing, but saying it's no exaggeration
Gorilla Glue girl was in a sticky situation

Speaking of things that stay together and stick
Kim and Kanye pulled apart, said they were calling it quits
A lotta couples had to break off
Don't know what offset the beef but I think Saweetie told Quavo takeoff
Just do it, get the coin, we know money rules
Lil Nas gave a new definition to bloody shoes
Montero's kicks were too hot to handle
We all got entangled in Derek Jaxn's cheating scandal

A lotta rappers in the game and we see 'em flex
But ain't nobody like the legendary DMX
We lost a legend, the rawest repping, he's up in heaven
Him and Biggie and Pac having a cypher session
The world cried for George Floyd, I know you heard it
Together we celebrated for Chauvin's guilty verdict
They tried to keep Bill locked up but they couldn't
He got released from prison from time that he put in

Allegations against T.I. a mystery
But best believe he gon' fix it expeditiously
Floyd's the goat in the ring, the competition falls
He went and put the L in Logan Paul
He goes to work in a fight, he stays smashing 'em
Fifteen years we kept up with the Kardashians
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson got doe to waste
So for fun they decided they would go to space

DaBaby made remarks, hoped that they would pass
But the LGBTQ was all up on that ass
Simone withdrew from the Olympics, mental health intact
Sha'Carri showed us she be smoking on and off the track
Got disqualified for a little bit of ganja
Ye's tribute to his mama, he gave the world Donda
Andrew Cuomo resigned, they said he wilding
Everybody lost their balance, they banned the crate challenge

They threw the book at R. Kelly, the judge said bing bong
I rather be pissed off than to be pissed on
Certified Lover Boy dropped and it was popping
Album cover had more baby mamas than Tristan Thompson
I hope this COVID situation gets better
They gave Facebook a face-lift and renamed it Meta
O got the dance moves, swag, he always carry it.
Omarion challenge brought us the omicron variant

Kourtney and Trav getting ready for marriage
She barking up the right tree when it comes to Travis
A prop gun tragedy, Alec so upset
We still wanna know who brought a loaded gun on set
Dave speaks about his friend, but then he has to answer
Some people thought he was insensitive to transgenders
2022, we can't take safety casually
Rip to those lost at the Astro World tragedy

We all make mistakes and learn from them eventually
Had enough Baby and DaniLeigh drama to last a century
We hope Ahmaud's killers get prosecuted further
Kyle Rittenhouse showed us how to get away with murder
We learned a lotta dances, broke a lot of trends
RIP Young Dolph, when will the violence end?
Gone but not forgotten from the seeds that he sowed
A fashion icon remembered, the great Virgil Abloh

After ten years, Meg and Devin had to split up
P. Diddy and Joie Chavis decided they should get up
We had some good times, spilled a lotta tea
It's been thirteen years, Britney Spears finally free
We gotta keep going even when our tank's on zero
And be more like Rihanna, a real national hero
'Cause when I do it, yeah, I do it one time
I'll see y'all next year, Shade Room, Justina Valentine