I told my mom don't be a bore
Please, just ride my hoverboard
You won't fall I promise you
You juts have to trust me

I told my mom don't be a bore
Please, juts ride my hoverboard
You won't fall I promise you
You just have to trust me

I know you have told me time and time again
Just shut my freaking trap and just get off your back

Just hold my hand and you'll be fine
You think I do this all the time
I had this thing for juts one day
But everything will be okay

She says, Tyler, there's no way
You'll ever get me on that thang
And why's it called a hoverboard
It's wheels are still touching the floor

I know you have told me time and time again
Just shut my freaking trap and just get off your back

Now here she goes she's on the board
I let go she hit the floor
Man that escalated quick
When she screamed, Tyler, you're an idiot

She broke her wrist, it's all my fault
A nonexpected summersault
Here she leis in total pain
Your arm should not look that way

I know she has told me time and time again
Even after what I did
I'm still her favorite kid