Hello boys and girls,
it’s time to learn about potty time.
Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum
or a pee-pee in your wee-wee?
Well, come along and sing with me…

Poo-poo comes out of your bum
and it makes funny noises…
[farting noises]

Poo poo comes out of your bum
but you should do it in the toilet.
And if you have to do a pee pee
do it in the potty…
peeing in your pants is really really naughty.

This applies to some old people too.