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Christmas Photo Lyrics - Artist : John Williamson
It's December in Australia;
Time to remember all the family Christmas tree - native pine Lights and tinsel all entwined Put a fairy on the top There's Gran and Pa and Joan and Pop The ham and turkey's organised Won't the grandkids be surprised When Santa comes in big black boots In the back of Jacko's ute... Ho Ho Ho! Ho Ho Ho! It's December in Australia; Time to remember all the family Gather round for a photo Hang on, Dad, where did Sam go? We gotta get everyone in the picture... Oh here he is. C'mon, Sam Now say "Cheese" Wait a minute - Bubbles is missing Oh, yum yum, pig's bum - Christmas Pudding All the ladies do the cooking All the men are really slack Slapping each other on the back "How ya been Tangles? How was your year? Might rain tomorrow. Have a cold beer I hear young Greg is playing fullback I guess he gets it all from you, Jack" Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah Who's for a game of cricket? It's December in Australia; Time to remember all the family Gather round for a photo Hang on, Dad, where did Cher go? We gotta get everyone in the picture... Oh here she is. C'mon, Cher Now say "Cheese" Wait a minute - Annie's not here Ah me, not out. Oh yes you are, Nick It's your bowl, Max, don't bowl too quick Aw, Nick has run of with the bat After him across the flat C'mon, Cub, you've had a bowl Give the ball to Christie Tom-tit, Peewee, Brookie, Sidekick You're on my side. Grab the bat quick Now he's run off with the stump Better give that Nick a thump Think I'll have another beer, runt Oh, it's December in Australia; Time to remember all the family Gather round for a photo Hang on, Dad, where did Amy go? We gotta get everyone in the picture... Oh here she is. C'mon, Amy Now say "Cheese" Oh, Wait a minute - Heddi's not here See the goanna up the gum tree? He's gonna get a feed today, free When the campers leave the lake Bits of chook and chocolate cake It's Christmas time for him as well See his big long belly swell Heh heh heh heh heh! Oh, it's December in Australia; Time to remember all the family Gather round for a photo Hang on, Dad, where did Fox go? We gotta get everyone in the picture... Oh here she is. C'mon, Fox Everybody say "Cheese" Hold it there now Got it! Oh, it's December in Australia |
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